Sep 21, 1999... Bill Krieger
Well, Peoria caused quite a stir there.
One stray email message,
and they scarf up one of the Hump's favorite men, Kurt Warner.
Will The Hump miss the gayety of a Kurt Warner in week 4?
Who can know the future?
Stay tuned for the excitement, but until then enjoy our list du jour...
| The Top Ten Other Things that Peoria has Screwed Up |
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| Ten. | UFFL team location (beautiful Peoria?) |
| Nine. | UFFL team mascot (Stormin Beagles?) |
| Eight. | The pooch |
| Seven. | Ricky Williams in the first round |
| Six. | Rounds 2 thru 17 |
| Five. | Light bulbs in a hallway |
| Four. | Next year's draft (well, odds pretty good, I figure) |
| Three. | A screw? |
| Two. | Young men (oh wait, that wasn't Peoria!) |
| One. | UFFL 1999, week 2 (Hump 36, Pee 26) |
Sorry Pee... you've been humped!
and, of course, Quote of the Day!
Quote of the Day "You want to antagonize me, mother fucker? Antagonize me, mother fucker. Step in the ring, mother fucker. and I'll kick your bitchy little ass." - Axl Rose |
Hey Axl (and assorted UFFL owners)... Don't forget that love thing.
Peace.
yow, bill