Aug 17, 1999... Bill Krieger
I know it's cliche, but it is the medium of our times...
therefore let me present...
| The Top Ten McElmo Likes to Do With His Ass | |
| Ten. | Make bubbles in the bathtub | 
| Nine. | Bounce up and down and up and down and... | 
| Eight. | Put temporary tatoos with cartoons on it | 
| Seven. | Dress it up and pretend it's the Queen of England | 
| Six. | Crack walnuts | 
| Five. | Talk back to his Ace Ventura video | 
| Four. | Turn it sideways so it looks like he's smiling | 
| Three. | Roast marshmallows | 
| Two. | Show it off to guys fom Rockford | 
| One. | Send email with it |