These are in draft order. And for fun.
#1. RBI All Day - Ryan
This is Ryan’s second season in the league. He found LP3 (aka religion) via Plano Angeero.
#2. Plainfield Shutout - Mark and Jackson
This is Plainfield’s second season too. Mark is Bill’s brother and Jax is Mark’s rotten kid.
#3. Killer Maltese - Brad and Annabelle
Brad is Bill’s brother. Annabelle is a killer... a killer maltese.
#4. Vatican City Poap - The Poap
Bill and Eric (aka The Poap) have been friends forever. The Poap won the league in 2007.
#5. Bay City Brawler - Janny
Janny is a HUGE SF Giant fan and lives in northern CA. She is one of Bill’s oldest and dearest friends. After missing the playoffs last year, Janny has turned to the dark side of the force.
#6. Prague Yahoo - Robo-team
Prague is our robo-random team to get us to 12 this year. This is Miloš Zeman, President of the Czech Republic. He did not attend our draft.
#7. Winterfell Beardsmen - Rob and Syd the kid
The Beardsmen, formerly The Hills... Rob and Bill have been friends forever. Syd is Rob’s kid… the kid.
#8. CRYOGENIC TED - Jay
Jay and Bill have been friends for a million years. Jay's extensive sports memorabilia collection includes Ted Williams’ frozen head.
#9. KGG - Chris the Commish
Chris the Commish is Bill's long-time friend and fantasy nemesis. The KGG are 2-time LP3 champs.
#10. Plano Tiburon - Angeero
Ange lives in Plano. He is the reigning P34 football champ, thank you very much. We’ve been friends for a zillion years.
#11. Giant Squid - TY
TY is my (tall) son. TY's Lazy Robot team made it all the way to the Championship game last year.
#12. Naperville Weener - Bill
Me. Commish of the league and castle-dweller. Naperville is the reigning LP3 three-peat champions.
I was getting the trophy engraved at the trophy place...
Trophy guy: Three times in a row. Who’s this Bill Krieger guy?
Me: Total dick. No one in the league can stand him. You know the type.
Trophy guy: [laughing] Yeah.
he he... yow, bill