The Twelve Steps
of fantasy baseball addiction

We are powerless over fantasy baseball. In THE BEGINNING there was... the 2018 LP3 season!

Fantasy baseball is a power greater than ourselves. You'd better prepare for THE DRAFT, chop chop.

Make a decision to turn your will over to fantasy baseball... then look at these FUN PICTURES.

These DRAFT RESULTS will lead you to a fearless search of your moral inventory.

With REGULAR SEASON stats and standings, we admit the exact nature of our fantasy baseball wrongs.

We are ready to remove the defects of our character with some FUN AND BLATHER.

Humbly scour the FINAL STANDINGS and examine your fantasy baseball shortcomings.

Make a list of all persons we have harmed this season and make amends to them all. Or, better yet, just check out the ALL-LP3 TEAM.

Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, after THE WILDCARD ROUND.

Continue to take personal inventory while watching THE SEMIS.

THE CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND - sought out only through prayer and meditation. We pray for the fantasy baseball knowledge and power to carry the LP3 trophy!

With the spiritual awakening of these twelve steps, we try to carry this message to all fantasy baseball addicts. THE END!